True Scotsman

One  afternoon a Scotsman was riding in his limousine when he saw  two men along the roadside eating  grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop  and he got out to investigate.

He asked one man,  "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for  food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat  grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my  house and I'll feed you," the  Scotsman  said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children  with me. They are over there, under that  tree."

"Bring them along," the Scotsman  replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated,  "You come with us, also."

The second man, in a  pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife   and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all,  as well," the Scotsman answered.

They all entered  the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as  the limousine was.

Once under way, one of the  poor fellows turned to the Scotsman and said,  "Sir, you  are too kind.. Thank you for taking all of us with  you.”

The Scotsman replied, "Glad to do  it.

"You'll really love my  place.

The grass is almost a foot  high